his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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