Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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