These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
