I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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