Can Purell be used as lube?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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