fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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