2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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