no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
