Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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