Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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