Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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