it was like eating out sand paper
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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