I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
