im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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