"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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