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(201): View more from New Jersey

Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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(716): View more from New York

On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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I think you broke the trashy scale

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(573): View more from Missouri

Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.

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(915): View more from Texas

When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me

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(786): View more from Florida

I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.

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(310): View more from California

At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic

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