But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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