oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have tasted many bathrooms
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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