Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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