i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
