Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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