No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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