Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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