let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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