Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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