Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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