Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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