In the future we'll all be gay
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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