ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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