i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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