i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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