I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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