i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Panties = found
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
