Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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