Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
two words...techno handjob
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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