Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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