So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
handjob tips. give me some.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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