she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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