for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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