actually, I'm a sock model
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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