i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm like, not good at living.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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