Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There r osticjed everywhere
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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