soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you made out with another girl for some wings
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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