we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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