you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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