My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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