It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
