i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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