Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As shirtless as possible
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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