pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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