Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Send help, water and tortillas.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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